Office Romance Architect Gifts

"It's a collection for Shirley. I want to take her to lunch."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Company Ink.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"I love what you've done with him."

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

A Woman's Conquests.

'Can't you ever forget work?'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

"I'll consider your proposal at the next meeting."

Rhode Island School of Desire

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

'Watch your mouth.'

Office Crush

'Another far fetched, unlikely story about a girl falling in love with her boss.'

"Before I give you this anonymous Valentine's card coudl you just sign this waiver confirming that you won't fall uncontrollably in love with me...or take out a sexual harassment suit!"