Office Romance Aficionado Gifts

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

' And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'I want you guys to be aware that a dog-eat-dog environment works for me.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

"I miss the old water cooler."

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

Office Crush