Office Romance Connoisseur Gifts

'Take a love letter.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Love me little, love me long.'

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."

"I'll tell you what I'm looking for! I'm looking for a yes man, Jenson. Do you think you could fit that bill?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Your employee is either guilty of 'gross misconduct' or 'gross negligence'... you can't start disciplinary procedures on the basis that he is just 'plain gross'.'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'You're all a bunch of clowns. You're all fired.'

Wildlife Refuge

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"I need you to go upstairs to corporate accounts, find Eggleston and wee-wee on his desk. He'll know why."

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

Office Crush

'Mrs. Zegenzahn, I'm an expert on exorcising demons, devils and poltergeists, but insurance representatives? There's no remedy for that.'

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'