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'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

' And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'I want you guys to be aware that a dog-eat-dog environment works for me.'

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"I miss the old water cooler."

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

'Watch your mouth.'

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

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