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'Fred and Carol sure know how to get the most out of a coffee break.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

Company Ink.

"The first chart is pre-Prozac and this chart is post-Prozac ... "

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

"Wanna do lunch?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

' And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...'

'I want you guys to be aware that a dog-eat-dog environment works for me.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"I miss the old water cooler."

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'One good thing about my record is all my crimes have been pardonable.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'