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"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'I take it you two have met?'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'I went out with that new hunk in Sales last night. Great closer!'

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

"I thought we'd agreed to keep it as our little secret, Susan!"

"Aww, you're sweet... but I don't date co-workers."

"All those in favour of getting married?"

"I don't object to employees dating... but I do object to employee theft!"

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

'Why, Miss Daniels, what an exciting suggestion.'

Caught by the fire alarm

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

"Forget it, Josh – neither of us has the time management skills for a sordid affair."

'You must be mistaken, Mrs Gosling, our Mister Gosling assured me last night that he was single and carefree....'

Love bug Virus strip

'How come I get the chipped cup and broken biscuits.'

'. . .and you're asking questions!! You're curious about me, too.'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'Now, any questions you'd like to ask me?' 'Yes, how many of your secretaries are single?'

'Why have you taken me out of the typing pool and all the way to Brighton?'

Office Crush

"How about instead of another stupid Monday lunch we go to my place, crank up Terry Gross, and play Twister naked?"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Company Ink.

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'