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"Well, I will have to see you draw."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

I'd rather be at the office.

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

"Go on in—he's expecting you."

"Your wife's on the phone...."

'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'Why did you leave your last job?' 'You would too, if they sold your desk and changed all the locks!'

Safety meeting.

'I want you guys to be aware that a dog-eat-dog environment works for me.'

'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'

' And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...'

"There is no 'I' in 'team', however there are several 'I's in 'I'm the boss and you do what I say'."

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'

Plumbing Company Executive

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"I miss the old water cooler."