Office Romancers Gifts

Computer Dating.

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Company Ink.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

"I'll consider your proposal at the next meeting."

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

Office Crush

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

'Watch your mouth.'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

"Dudley, we have to stop meeting like this - It's against safety procedures!"

"Before I give you this anonymous Valentine's card coudl you just sign this waiver confirming that you won't fall uncontrollably in love with me...or take out a sexual harassment suit!"

'Another far fetched, unlikely story about a girl falling in love with her boss.'

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."