Office Romancers Pillows

Computer Dating.

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Company Ink.

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

'Watch your mouth.'

"I'll consider your proposal at the next meeting."

Office Crush

"Dudley, we have to stop meeting like this - It's against safety procedures!"

'Another far fetched, unlikely story about a girl falling in love with her boss.'

"Before I give you this anonymous Valentine's card coudl you just sign this waiver confirming that you won't fall uncontrollably in love with me...or take out a sexual harassment suit!"

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'