Office Romantics Pillows

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

Fun at the Office #237: SUPERVISOR GROUPIES (FEMALE)

Company Ink.

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

I'd rather be at the office.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

Plumbing Company Executive

Happy Anniversary

'Each company is making it hard to choose between merger offers.'

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

"I don't love you any less. It's just a decrease in the rate of increase."

Office Crush

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

'Watch your mouth.'

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."