Office Romantics Mugs

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

Fun at the Office #237: SUPERVISOR GROUPIES (FEMALE)

Company Ink.

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

I'd rather be at the office.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

Plumbing Company Executive

'Each company is making it hard to choose between merger offers.'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

Happy Anniversary

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

"I don't love you any less. It's just a decrease in the rate of increase."

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

'Watch your mouth.'

"I'll consider your proposal at the next meeting."