Office Romancer Mugs

Saddlehead

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Company Ink.

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

"I'll consider your proposal at the next meeting."

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

Office Crush

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

'Watch your mouth.'

"Dudley, we have to stop meeting like this - It's against safety procedures!"