Office Romance Explorer Mugs

"Let's make romance non-fiction."

'I was going to say see me afterwards Miss Jones but of course you are seeing me afterwards.'

'I'm dying to know why you've taken me out of the typing pool, and all this way down to Brighton.'

'Sorry. Our coffee breaks are not really long enough.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Heart to heart talk.

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Worm Bed

Monogamy