Romantic Office Vibes Mugs

'This is a very romantic place to work in don't you think?'

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Company Ink.

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

Happy Anniversary

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

Office Crush

'Watch your mouth.'

"I'll consider your proposal at the next meeting."

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

'Another far fetched, unlikely story about a girl falling in love with her boss.'