Romantic Office Vibes Mugs

'This is a very romantic place to work in don't you think?'

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

Company Ink.

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

Happy Anniversary

"Is this business or pleasure?"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

Office Crush

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

'Watch your mouth.'

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

"I'll consider your proposal at the next meeting."

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

'Another far fetched, unlikely story about a girl falling in love with her boss.'