Relaxed Office Vibe Lover Mugs

Casual Summer Friday

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

Frustrated at the office.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

I'd rather be at the office.

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Plumbing Company Executive

'Drunk'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

Great Moments In Law: 'C. Wright Giddings successfully introduces the 'office-temp-who-made-the-coffee-way-too-strong' defense.'

"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."

'For the busy modern man, the executive body stocking. Even the shoes are attached.'

'Martha, pencil in some spontaneity this Friday at 2PM for me, would you?'

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"Wouldn't you get a lot more work done if you switched to a different type of software?"

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

"Joey, are you on break again?"

PC spits mud out

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."