Relaxed Office Vibe Lover Gifts

Casual Summer Friday

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

Frustrated at the office.

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

I'd rather be at the office.

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Plumbing Company Executive

'Drunk'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Great Moments In Law: 'C. Wright Giddings successfully introduces the 'office-temp-who-made-the-coffee-way-too-strong' defense.'

"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

PC spits mud out

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

"Joey, are you on break again?"

"Wouldn't you get a lot more work done if you switched to a different type of software?"

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Martha, pencil in some spontaneity this Friday at 2PM for me, would you?'

'For the busy modern man, the executive body stocking. Even the shoes are attached.'

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."