Relaxed Vibes Gifts

The only 'hot button' issue around here is beer

'Drunk'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Born to be Mild.

"My feet are cold."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Robert Drake

Sunblock

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Don't worry about me. I'm the late bird."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Grizzy Selfie

"It's another text from that clown in a Speedo. He says 'Help! My phone's almost dead! Throw me a landline!'"

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Victimless TV

'So where are you going?'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'