Relaxed Vibes Prints

The only 'hot button' issue around here is beer

'Drunk'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Born to be Mild.

"My feet are cold."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Sunblock

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Don't worry about me. I'm the late bird."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"It's another text from that clown in a Speedo. He says 'Help! My phone's almost dead! Throw me a landline!'"

Grizzy Selfie

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'So where are you going?'

Victimless TV

'-and in the North today it will be real cool, man...'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"I'm going to have to cut your walk short today."