Relaxed Boss Vibe Prints

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Big desks take time.

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

Business Vacation.

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'Drunk'

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

"This is the software for my head."

Lunch.

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

'I think you're our kind of people.'

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

"He usually works from home."

'Thanks for the 4 day work week. Now Thursdays are the new Fridays!'

"I can hear you, can you hear me?"

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

"I'm going to have to cut your walk short today."

The only 'hot button' issue around here is beer

"He who leads least leads best!"

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

Sloth Crossing

"I'm fully invested and never mind what I'm wearing."

'He only works onsite one day a month, and he accepts petting instead of money.'

'Oh, I don't know, man — surprise me.'

'This is Colorado where 'buy low, sell high' relates to consumption of pot...'

Casual Summer Friday