Chill Office Vibes Lover Gifts

'I think you're our kind of people.'

Bookworm Sleepover

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"My feet are cold."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Hasta manana.

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Christmas Birds on the Branch

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'

'Another tall, cold one?'

'You had a drink of water last month. Now be quiet and go back to sleep.'

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

A one legged man sitting in front of his hunting trophy

Casual Summer Friday

"I hear the company offers free massages."

'This is a very romantic place to work in don't you think?'

'It says in the paper this is a good film to watch because the sun comes out a lot.'

Man buying Jack Johnson cd in the catagory of Hip Easy Listening.

"Relax already!"