Office Romance Fans Pillows

"Oh doctor, my love for your burns greater than Mr Williamson's urinary tract infection."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Company Ink.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

"Run for it, sir—the cops!"

'Watch your mouth.'

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

Office Crush

"When I told you to cut expenses, I was making a battle-axe inference, not a butter knife inference."