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"It's a collection for Shirley. I want to take her to lunch."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"I love what you've done with him."

Company Ink.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

A Woman's Conquests.

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'Watch your mouth.'

"I'll consider your proposal at the next meeting."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

Office Crush

Rhode Island School of Desire

"Before I give you this anonymous Valentine's card coudl you just sign this waiver confirming that you won't fall uncontrollably in love with me...or take out a sexual harassment suit!"

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

'Another far fetched, unlikely story about a girl falling in love with her boss.'