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'Can't you ever forget work?'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Two stressed drinking birds

"Love your feng shui!"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Swiss Army Desk

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Bad Office Planning

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'Ms Chenault, are these art works or profit charts? I forget which.'

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Diplomats in the form of doormats

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'It appears more and more people are working at home these days.'

It's a Rubik's desk.

"That would look really good in my office."