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'Can't you ever forget work?'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Two stressed drinking birds

"Love your feng shui!"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

Swiss Army Desk

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Bad Office Planning

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'Ms Chenault, are these art works or profit charts? I forget which.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Diplomats in the form of doormats

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'Miss Gridley, get rid of this desk and get me a chair like Captain Kirk's!'

'It appears more and more people are working at home these days.'

It's a Rubik's desk.