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"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

Bad Office Planning

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Arctic Snails.

Computer Mouse.

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Perspective Repair

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Play Ball!

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Not much of a resume. Anything besides these 7 Deadly Sins?

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Working from home.

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'The printer repair guy.'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'Take a letter Miss Davis.'

Circus

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

Future site of the aquarium.

'Is plaid holding me back?'

You don't have to be crazy to work here. WE CAN TRAIN YOU.

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.

"Look, it's no problem. Just tell me which Mr. Kessler you had an appointment with."