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Circus

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Two stressed drinking birds

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Snow globe

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

Missing sock

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Carnations.

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

"How?"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Computer Mouse.

"Butt cracker"

"She always gets the upper bunk."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

'Ms Chenault, are these art works or profit charts? I forget which.'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

The Ugly Plant

Diplomats in the form of doormats

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."