Quirky Office Decor Aficionado Prints

Circus

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Rogue elephant

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Two stressed drinking birds

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Snow globe

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Missing sock

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"How?"

Carnations.

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Computer Mouse.

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"She always gets the upper bunk."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

The Ugly Plant

"Butt cracker"

Diplomats in the form of doormats