Quirky Office Culture Enthusiast Prints

"Look, it's no problem. Just tell me which Mr. Kessler you had an appointment with."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Group of people.

"The first chart is pre-Prozac and this chart is post-Prozac ... "

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Don't worry. It's just something I like to call the 'Chain of Command...

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

Now Hiring, 'I was about to ask him if he could work without supervision, when he just wandered away!'

A good leader will share any success with all involved.

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."

"I know it's awkward with me being the new boss and all....but when you meet me in the halls, don't act like I'm going to eat you alive."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

Play Ball!

Toilet Tissue Typist.

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

'When you said the firm was going under, we thought you meant figuratively.'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"Tim, you seem to have spent days without a break, you need some fresh air. Why don't you go and pick some litter in the car park."

Working from home.

'Glad you could make it, G,B - pull up a bean bag chair,'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"