Quirky Office Culture Enthusiast Pillows

"Look, it's no problem. Just tell me which Mr. Kessler you had an appointment with."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Group of people.

"The first chart is pre-Prozac and this chart is post-Prozac ... "

Don't worry. It's just something I like to call the 'Chain of Command...

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Now Hiring, 'I was about to ask him if he could work without supervision, when he just wandered away!'

A good leader will share any success with all involved.

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"I know it's awkward with me being the new boss and all....but when you meet me in the halls, don't act like I'm going to eat you alive."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

"Tim, you seem to have spent days without a break, you need some fresh air. Why don't you go and pick some litter in the car park."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

'When you said the firm was going under, we thought you meant figuratively.'

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Play Ball!

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

Working from home.

'Glad you could make it, G,B - pull up a bean bag chair,'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

"Quick! Get down to legal! The boilerplate has sprung a leak."