Quirky Office Culture Aficionado Pillows

"Welcome abroad, Andrews. Now just see personnel on twelve, and antlers on fifteen."

'Take a letter Miss Davis.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"The first chart is pre-Prozac and this chart is post-Prozac ... "

Group of people.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Don't worry. It's just something I like to call the 'Chain of Command...

Now Hiring, 'I was about to ask him if he could work without supervision, when he just wandered away!'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

A good leader will share any success with all involved.

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."

"I know it's awkward with me being the new boss and all....but when you meet me in the halls, don't act like I'm going to eat you alive."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

Play Ball!

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

'When you said the firm was going under, we thought you meant figuratively.'

"Tim, you seem to have spent days without a break, you need some fresh air. Why don't you go and pick some litter in the car park."

Working from home.

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

Toilet Tissue Typist.

'Glad you could make it, G,B - pull up a bean bag chair,'