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"Welcome abroad, Andrews. Now just see personnel on twelve, and antlers on fifteen."

'Take a letter Miss Davis.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Group of people.

"The first chart is pre-Prozac and this chart is post-Prozac ... "

Don't worry. It's just something I like to call the 'Chain of Command...

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Now Hiring, 'I was about to ask him if he could work without supervision, when he just wandered away!'

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

A good leader will share any success with all involved.

"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"I know it's awkward with me being the new boss and all....but when you meet me in the halls, don't act like I'm going to eat you alive."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

'When you said the firm was going under, we thought you meant figuratively.'

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

Working from home.

Play Ball!

"Tim, you seem to have spent days without a break, you need some fresh air. Why don't you go and pick some litter in the car park."