Office Romance Analyst Gifts

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"Wanna do lunch?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

Office Crush

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

'Watch your mouth.'

Jung and in Love

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

"Hitting me on the head with your club and dragging me by my hair back to the cave is not my idea of seduction."

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

Young Accountants in Love: 'I didn't reach the same conclusion, Phil. In fact, my preliminary figures indicate we just can't go on meeting like this!'

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

'Another far fetched, unlikely story about a girl falling in love with her boss.'