Office Romance Analyst Pillows

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Young Accountants in Love: 'I didn't reach the same conclusion, Phil. In fact, my preliminary figures indicate we just can't go on meeting like this!'

Jung and in Love

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

"Hitting me on the head with your club and dragging me by my hair back to the cave is not my idea of seduction."

'Watch your mouth.'

Office Crush

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.