Workplace Romance Gifts

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

'I like people.. but not a whole lot.'

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'So this is the company's new mission statement.'

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

Team Building Exercises

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'It's important to be able to express anger, Winthrop, but not in my presence.'

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

'I'll give you this, Henderson - you're no worse than anyone else.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

'Of course you can trust me, Larry. We've been frenemies for years!'

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'Can we talk... alone?'

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'Management is all about 'empathy', about developing positive, supportive and healthy relationships with colleagues and staff... and if you can't get that through your thick skull then you'll be as useless as you look!'