Medical Movie Lover Gifts

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"His first out-of-body experience."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Medical Center.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"There's a shortage of beds, dear."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'