Medical Movie Lover Gifts

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"His first out-of-body experience."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"There's a shortage of beds, dear."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Medical Center.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Just another couple of pages.'