Medicine Meets Movies Gifts

Surprised doctor looking at man standing behind X-Ray machine with the image saying: SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'Time for your pills.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

Infected Macron

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

'Urology...can you hold?'

'I'm having my colon checked.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'

"He detects disease."

Celebration in operating theatre.

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

'Brain surgery, right?'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

Healthy Eating Casualties

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

When he got the wrong medication, no one would own up to it. They were real good at covering their own butts.

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...