Medical Drama Lover Pillows

"The important thing is to learn from our mistakes."

'Is it urgent?'

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"You're a lucky man - a little bit to the left and you'd be a goner."

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

"I made the wrong diagnosis, and I caused your husband needless suffering. I am a terrible doctor.".

'Ready, steady, Operate'

"My parents are disappointed because I'm not on Grey's Anatomy."

"Ooops! Well, we're still good. He had two."

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

'Well, Doctor, what do I have and is it contagious?'

Love Tap

'Before you get any ideas, you're not in my will.'

'The rules are simple: you each operate for six minutes, and at the end of the procedure, you vote off the worst surgeon.'

'Doctor, I want a refund...'

'He wants to know where the action is.'

'Quick! Call 911!'

Jester Surgeon

"This is more serious than we first thought. Your insurance doesn't cover this operation."

'I wish somebody'd get rid of my wife's spleen.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.