Medical Drama Buffs Pillows

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.'

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Is it urgent?'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Love Tap

'Say, please.'

'Brain surgery, right?'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"It's a very senior moment—he's dead."

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

Operation/Grim Reaper

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

'T.B. or not T.B.?'