Fans Of Medical Dramas Pillows

"If I knew where I'd lost the sponge, it wouldn't be lost, now, would it?"

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Is it urgent?'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'Brain surgery, right?'

'Say, please.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Love Tap

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'Termites!'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

Operation/Grim Reaper

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

"Clear!"