Medical Drama Lover Mugs

"The important thing is to learn from our mistakes."

'Is it urgent?'

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"You're a lucky man - a little bit to the left and you'd be a goner."

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

"I made the wrong diagnosis, and I caused your husband needless suffering. I am a terrible doctor.".

'Ready, steady, Operate'

"My parents are disappointed because I'm not on Grey's Anatomy."

"It's appendicitis, madam. No need, at this point, to pull the plug."

"Ooops! Well, we're still good. He had two."

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'Well, Doctor, what do I have and is it contagious?'

Love Tap

'Before you get any ideas, you're not in my will.'

'The rules are simple: you each operate for six minutes, and at the end of the procedure, you vote off the worst surgeon.'

'Doctor, I want a refund...'

'He wants to know where the action is.'

'Quick! Call 911!'

Jester Surgeon

"This is more serious than we first thought. Your insurance doesn't cover this operation."

'I wish somebody'd get rid of my wife's spleen.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"