Medical Drama Enthusiasts Mugs

'I don't feel good and I want it to be something that sounds really impressive.'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'The doctor is busy right now - just have a seat.'

"This will be the last program of Dr. Frank, MD due to the rising cost of malpractice insurance."

Emergency

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'Is it urgent?'

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'Brain surgery, right?'

Love Tap

'Say, please.'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'