Medical Drama Fans Mugs

'You'd better sit down, I have some bad news, Mrs Burton...It's about your late husband...Whoops!..'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'Damn it Carson. When I said 'cut it out' I meant your irritating whistle...not his stomach!'

'I'm sorry, but we did all we could to try and save your husband, Mrs. Doornail.'

"Talk to Freddy. He handles my malpractice suits."

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Jester Surgeon

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'Is it urgent?'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Brain surgery, right?'

'Say, please.'

Love Tap

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'