Bean Worshipper Gifts

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Sunbathers.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Energy saving mode

"Brave explorers of the world"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Trucker's tan?'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Sun Worship

A gap between the solar panels

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."