Rain Worshipper Gifts

'Please make it rain on the garden but not the lawn.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Drool Marks

Man showing in the rain.

A little something aside for a rainy day

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Welcome to Scotland...

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

Used to it.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Leaky Weather Magazine.

Commuters dancing in the rain.

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Dancing in Love

Teach Love

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Ohm sweet Ohm

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Let's talk about the weather.

Cover story: Weather Forecaster.