Rock And Roll Worshipper Gifts

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

Marilyn's Rushmore

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Jennifer Aniston

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Elvis fans

TV and man

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

Ohm sweet Ohm

At the CD shop.

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

Elvis' autopsy

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

Mick Jagger

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

'It's been a mad house ever since the image of Elvis was seen on the wall after I primed it.'

Church Parking

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

'I know you haven't seen me.. your last sermon was so good, it lasted me an entire year!'

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

Sunday sermon: 'Dearly beloved, restore our faith in the almighty dollar.'

"Fantastic service, lousy food."

"Let us bow our heads, turn off our cell phones, and pray."

Frank Zappa