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Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Ohm sweet Ohm

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

TV and man

At the CD shop.

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

Church Parking

'I know you haven't seen me.. your last sermon was so good, it lasted me an entire year!'

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

"Fantastic service, lousy food."

Sunday sermon: 'Dearly beloved, restore our faith in the almighty dollar.'

Sermon about 20 minutes

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'