Rock And Roll Devotee Gifts

Elvis' autopsy

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Liam Gallagher

At the CD shop.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Elvis Presley

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Elfis"

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ringo Starr

Elton John

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Nick Cave

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Plymouth Rock

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Roger McGuinn

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Not-so-easy listening...

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"What am I, chopped liver?"