Wave Worshiper Gifts

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

Ohm sweet Ohm

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'You lifted your head.'

Baby on board.

Marilyn's Rushmore

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'No surf?'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Jennifer Aniston

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

Senior citizen surfing.

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

TV and man

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Surf's up."

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Gus never found the perfect wave

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

'Safety on the beach.'

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

You won't get seasick if you focus on something far away. Good --- I'll think about the federal budget being balanced.