Water Worshippers Gifts

A hazard of river baptisms.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Leak in the fish tank.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm addicted to water."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Sunblock

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'Medium well, please.'

House Plant Party

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

Ohm sweet Ohm

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Neptune: the retirement years.

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

Jack and Jill

Pool lovers

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'