Water Worshippers Prints

A hazard of river baptisms.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Leak in the fish tank.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I'm addicted to water."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Sunblock

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'Medium well, please.'

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

House Plant Party

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

Ohm sweet Ohm

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

Jack and Jill

Neptune: the retirement years.

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Pool lovers

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'