Sea Deity Admirers Prints

Neptune: the retirement years.

Piranhaclaus

Shark infested custard!

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

Discovery.

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

Mermen

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

"Do you mind?!"

"She's very affectionate!"

"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."

'You're retaining water.'

Olympic Rings

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

Sea Angel

"Excuse me, does this bus go the ocean?"

WARNING! Armed Response.

Pygmy giant squid

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

Man grabbed by sea creature from the television.

"Granted, it is pretty, but to be honest, it's not what you would call practical. . ."

"He uses a silencer."

One of the chief causes of the War of 1812 was British insistence on impressing American seamen.

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'